Kids Says the Darnest Things

Mr Bottle: I love that show by Bill Cosby... I also love talking to children. They are just so funny!

We did twins Zach and Ally's birthday last weekend and this is what Zach went home and told his dad: "Mr bottle is funnier than you.”


Here's another one:

Mr Bottle: "Which character do you like best?"
Kid: "Spiderman..."
Mr Bottle: "Why?"
Kid: "because he eats bugs..."


We were organising a Bring Your Kids To Work Party at a bank and:

Group President: ".... your mummy and daddy work more than 40 hours here in the office every week and.... "
Kid: "How many minutes is that?"

Will bring you more next time!!